Corny pick up lines

These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I collect love messages. Could you send me any?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Wanna get sleighed?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Hi. My name is Will...God's Will.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christian, corny
The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I work really well with my hands in that I'm a fast texter.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny
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