I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
My taco would like to meat you.
You know, I am the Drum Major.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?