These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
I collect love messages. Could you send me any?
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
Hi. My name is Will...God's Will.
The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.
I work really well with my hands in that I'm a fast texter.