I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!