I'm alien, can I probe you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Can I be your butter on your bread?
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.