Corny pick up lines

Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
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Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, biology, nerdy, weird
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics, science
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, nerdy, corny
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean
I would give up eterinity to be with you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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