If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?