Corny pick up lines

I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: christian, clean, corny
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
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