Corny pick up lines

If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, nerdy, cute
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
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