Corny pick up lines

I'm alien, can I probe you?

Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

I wonder what your batter tastes like.

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)

Can I be your butter on your bread?

You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.

You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!

I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.

So, do you like turtles?