I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.