Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Hi, can I domesticate you?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?