The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!