Corny pick up lines

My other stick curves to the right.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cheesy
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
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