Corny pick up lines

Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, nerdy
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, cause u got me hot.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
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