Corny pick up lines

When I'm around you I can't think straight.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, science, nerdy, physics
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
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