There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.