I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?