Corny pick up lines

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cheesy
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
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