Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!