Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Are your eyes the maze? Cause I'm lost in them.
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.