Corny pick up lines

Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.
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Pick up line: christian, corny
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, clean
I am very thirsty, would you mind if I taste your juice?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
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Pick up line: star-wars, corny
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, weird
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
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