No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
You're as beautiful as the night sky, your eyes shine like the star above, your smile as the moon illuminate the beauty of the night.
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.