Corny pick up lines

Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cheesy
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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