Corny pick up lines

No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
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Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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Pick up line: corny
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You're as beautiful as the night sky, your eyes shine like the star above, your smile as the moon illuminate the beauty of the night.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
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