Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.