Corny pick up lines

Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics, science
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, biology, nerdy, weird
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, corny, cheesy
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I only play in the short grass.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
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