I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.