Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
You are as refreshing as a cold glass of water on a hot day. And I am so thirsty right now.
I pity the men who see you, and whose lives are forever changed by your beauty.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.