Corny pick up lines

I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, cute
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
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