I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?