Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
I only play in the short grass.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.