Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
Can you be the moon of my life?
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!