I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
Are you a unicorn? Cause you're my fantasy.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
I collect love messages. Could you send me any?