My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?