You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.