I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
Are we in charms class? Cause you have me under your spell.
I love you like pigs love mud.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.