I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
It was love at first sniff.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
You've got my heart on lockdown like a Gringotts Vault.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.