Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Hey - I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
You have the ass of a great artist.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Could you please lower down your hotness? It's really causing global warming.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.