Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are your eyes the maze? Cause I'm lost in them.