Corny pick up lines

Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are your eyes the maze? Cause I'm lost in them.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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