Corny pick up lines

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy, corny
You want to see my spaceship?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, nerdy
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cute
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, cute, dirty, nerdy
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: math, clean, corny, science, nerdy
You know you're good enough to give my last name to.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute, nerdy
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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