Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
Will you marry me for just one night?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?