You make all parts of me stand at attention.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Nice set of parabolas!
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.