I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.