Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.