My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's, because you're unforgettable.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.