Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you've just made my heart melt.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
There's so much I want to say to you – but your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!