You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Big spoon or small spoon?
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
You're so saxy.
You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.