Corny pick up lines

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, cheesy
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
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