I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's, because you're unforgettable.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?