Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.