You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.