Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
I'm hard. Are you wet?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?