Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?