Corny pick up lines

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
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