I hope it's not treble, but I'd like to B with you.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Hi, can I domesticate you?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.