Corny pick up lines

Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Is your estate subject to open?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I think about you when I masturbate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
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