Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
I'll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Hey - I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
You have the ass of a great artist.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.