Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?