Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
You auto-complete me.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
You've got beautiful veins.