You look like Carrie Underwood.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
I believe in speaking in tongues.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
You had me at "Harry Potter."