Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.