Corny pick up lines

Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
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Pick up line: corny, cute, clean
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cheesy, corny
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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