You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
Wanna wear my hoodie?
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Claustrophobia is one of my fears, but I'd be in a tight space with you any time!
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).