Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Do you have a permit for those guns?
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.