Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
I believe in speaking in tongues.