Corny pick up lines

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
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Pick up line: football, corny, clean
You look like Carrie Underwood.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: hockey, dirty, corny
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
I'd ride that sleigh!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
I believe in speaking in tongues.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, dirty
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