I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?