You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.