Corny pick up lines

I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, christian
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, cheesy
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, music, nerdy
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, corny
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