My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?