Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?