Corny pick up lines

Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
Come on, don't make me beg!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
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