Corny pick up lines

You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, corny
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, corny, cheesy
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics, corny
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, nerdy, physics
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics, science
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