I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.