Corny pick up lines

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny, weird
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: christian, corny
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
75.21 % 188 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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