Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet.
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You should buy me a dictionary, because since I saw you I ran out of words.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.