Corny pick up lines

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I slip one past your goalie?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
Can I please be your slave tonight?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
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