My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.