I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?