I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?