Corny pick up lines

I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
75.10 % 31 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, cheesy
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny, cheesy
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, corny
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cheesy, nerdy, physics
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