Corny pick up lines

Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You're the volt machines to my Voltes V. I am incomplete without you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
I'm damn good. Believe it!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean, corny
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy, corny, nerdy, clean
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