It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.