Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
I'm a lion: Meow.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
My best toys run on batteries.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.