I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!