If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.