Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.