I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're quite the catch, baby.
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
Can I please be your slave tonight?