Corny pick up lines

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Can I slip one past your goalie?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're quite the catch, baby.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
Can I please be your slave tonight?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
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