Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?