With a great penis comes great responsibility.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.