Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
I'm falling in glove with you.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?