Corny pick up lines

With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
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