My Zombie plan has been rewritten to include you.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?