Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?