I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I'd offer you a Cigarette but you're already smoking hot.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....you stole my heart.