Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?