Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Baby I'll show you ALL 6 paths!
My best toys run on batteries.
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?