If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Do you have any idea how to get to know you?
If I were you I would definitely start dating with me.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you know kissing is a language of love? Let's chat for a while.
Do you know what time is? Time to get to know you!