My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
My bologna has a first name.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!