Corny pick up lines

I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute, weird
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: football, cheesy, corny
You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
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