Corny pick up lines

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, music, nerdy
I'm falling in glove with you.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, weird
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Nice set of parabolas!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, dirty
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
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