If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
You're the volt machines to my Voltes V. I am incomplete without you.
I'm damn good. Believe it!
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?