Corny pick up lines

If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, clean
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You're the volt machines to my Voltes V. I am incomplete without you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
I'm damn good. Believe it!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean, corny
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
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