Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr