Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
Real men eat me.
You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.