If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2017. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.