I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.