Hey girl. Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.