Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Hey Sasuke! How'd you like have your Throwing - knife in my Shuriken?
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
My wand has chosen you!