I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.