Corny pick up lines

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Did you just come out of oven, because you sure are hot.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
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