I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Did you just come out of oven, because you sure are hot.
I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!