Hey, you were great on "Baywatch" last night!
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
(Beww BEWWW Beww!) That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
You've got something on you head...A halo.
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me.