You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.