Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.