Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2017. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
Nice package let me help unwrap that for you.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.