Corny pick up lines

You've got something on you head...A halo.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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